Join us in welcuming The Queer Beret to our wonderfully gay city of San Francisco! This new recurring queer variety show held at a favorite gay ass haunt, The Stud, is hosted by Ryan Patrick Welsh, aka The 8th Best Legs in San Francisco. The Queer Beret celebrates live music, queer community, and the dazzling abundance of bay area talent and creativity. Each themed quarterly show will be a veritable lazy susan of artistic expression– from cabaret to burlesque to games to poetry to who knows what else. We do know that The Queer Beret will also be serving, always different, and always BYOB. Thats Bring your Own Beret you heathens okay!!!!!!!⁣
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Sept. edition: BACK 2 SKOOL⁣
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Summer’s over, sluts, ☀️ and it’s time to shuck those WET swimsuits 🩱 💦 and get your tight little asses 🍑 back 2 classes 📚 ! Whether you’re a jock in a jock 🏈 , a nerd cummin’ in his sock 🤓 , or an f slur in a frock 💅🏼 , U better WERK the hallway down, crocs 🐊 ! If ur thirsty, 👄 don’t be afraid to bend over and slurp all over the fountain, 💧 u freaks. According 2 Chemistry, ⚛️ U + ME = freakybeekerbitches4life, 🧪 👯‍♀️ so don’t dissect that fat hog 🐽 in class, WAKE IT UP & stick it where it belongs! 🤭 This year, ur all gunna be straight slay students, right!? 💄🧑‍🏫 Otherwise Principal Frankenstein 👹will give those sweet, summer-kissed buns of yours 🌞 👙 a big, fat, throbbin D-tention! 🍆 ⛓️‍💥 At Ryan Patrick’s School 🏫 for Girls 👧 and Other Girls 👨🏽 and Those Who Don’t Identify as Girls🫄🏼 but Who Are Technically Legal Adults 🍸 ; And Also Nonbinaries 🧑🏾‍💼, it’s looks 👀 b4 books 📚 so fashion the house down, wedges and dress up 4 ur 1st day back! 🦹🏼‍♀️⁣
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Orientation Activities include⁣
Guidance Counseling, Yearbook Photos, The Prissydential Fitness Test, & Art Class.⁣
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The School Year Starts⁣
Sunday, September 14th @ 7:00pm⁣
Orientation starts at 6:00pm⁣
The Stud $23 in advance $25 at the door⁣
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FEATURING:⁣
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🌟 Ryan Patrick Welsh ⁣
🌟 Chaiyn3 (Shane))⁣
🌟 Sarah Catherine Welsh⁣
🌟 Barbie Bloodgloss⁣
👹 Lisa Frankenstein as Principal Frankenstein⁣
🌟 Noah Bossert - MD / Keys⁣
🌟 Austin West - Bass⁣
🌟 Nathaniel Welch - Drums⁣
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Incredible flyer by @wesliest⁣